I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap 225 thousand hours

Get it calculated, do the math I made a thousand songs that made you move your ass And for the last 300 months I made 16 albums with me on the front and they bump

Where you get your beats? I heard 93 rappers say bitch like me Two singers and ten comedians And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me in

What's my favorite word? Bitch Why they gotta say it like $hort? Bitch You know they can't play on my court Can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch

Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle

Where you get that from? Grab the mic, spit one, let me hit that blunt Pimp-C, 8-Ball and MJG Keep spittin' that P to the I M P

Bun-B, that's Texas, baby Ball and G, that's Memphis, baby $hort Dog, that's Oakland, baby Ain't nothin' but pimpin' these days, G

My nigga C got locked up But these real hoes still know they gots to fuck Give a fuck, what you say $hort Dog fuck with UGK

Do you really wanna be like me? Spit game like Snoop and T.I.P Pretty girls in the V.I.P They came with Dre, they don't need ID

Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle

Your mind is gone, your brain is blazed You've been wide awake for the last three days Poppin' pills, it goes down for real Don't stop, just keep rollin' down hill

Crash and burn, can't stand, fall back You're doin' too much, you can't handle all that Man, it's been way too long Time to let the whole world play your songs

Like me, my shit gets around Leave the country come back and hit The Town I'm in Miami, New York and ATL Houston and L.A., ask Dave Chappelle

About my rich bitch, he got her from me And made 50 million dollars, I'm proud of you D But I'm crazy, you don't wanna be like me I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy Blow it

Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Bitch

Too $hort Up all night, baby Album number 16 Y'all can't fuck with that