I'll tell her that, "I told you so"
Then fuck you up
Ashley has a tendency to fall for bad guys
Caroline she likes them sweet
And Zoey likes when they lie
Victoria has some daddy issues
She likes them older, kinda mean with tattoos
Every Sunday, we hold what I call a "town meeting"
Go over do’s and don'ts, who got away and who's cheating
"Saw Joey with Makayla"
"Ugh he left me on read"
"He said ’I miss you' and I ended up back in his bed"
Don't do something you'll regret
Oh, I meant it when I said, "hurt her and you'll end up dеad"
Break her heart and you'rе also breaking mine
I'm the one she calls when you make her cry
Had her convinced that she was the only one
I'll tell her that, "I told you so"
Then fuck you up
Saw the warning signs when all she saw was wow
A guy like you is always gonna let her down
If you’re thinking that she’ll be a crazy ex
Let me introduce you to her crazier best friend
Lucky for you today I kinda feel like being nice
So we don't have to bring up how you love to lie about your height
A mommy’s boy, it's kinda weird
If you want commitment you won't find it here
He literally needs to go to therapy
Break her heart and you're also breaking mine
I’m the one she calls when you make her cry
Had her convinced that she was the only one
I'll tell her that, "I told you so"
Then fuck you up
Saw the warning signs when all she saw was wow
A guy like you is always gonna let her down
If you're thinking that she'll be a crazy ex
Let me introduce you to her crazier best friend
Like he's literally balding
Crazier
Rule one, never ever get attached
Rule two, better master your revenge
Rule three, get together all his exes post a picture and unblock him, always going to be so desperate
Rule four, never show him that you care
Rule five, promise after him you won't cut your hair
Rule six, if he really wanted to he would
A guy that really loves you is gonna treat you right
Break her heart and you're also breaking mine
I'm the one she calls when you make her cry
Had her convinced that she was the only one
I'll tell her that, "I told you so"
Then fuck you up
Saw the warning signs when all she saw was wow
A guy like you is always gonna let her down
If you're thinking that she'll be a crazy ex
Let me introduce you to her crazier best friend