still remember the third of December, me in your sweater

You said it looked better on me than it did you

Only if you knew how much I liked you

But I watch your eyes as she

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than the blue sky

She′s got you mesmerized while I die

Why would you ever kiss me?

 

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it′s just polyester

But you like her better

Wish I were Heather

(Ooooooh Aaaaaaah Aaaaaaaah)

Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand

Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder

But how could I hate her? She′s such an angel

But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than the blue sky

She′s got you mesmerized while I die

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it′s just polyester

But you like her better

I wish I were Heather

(Ooooooh Aaaaaaah Aaaaaaaah)

Why would you ever kiss me?