Well, well, wellWhat do we have here?I cannot believe you traveled all this wayTo come on to my placeAnd to waste my timeWhere do you think you are? A vacation?You're in the army now
A vacation in a foreign landUncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, now
Now you remember what the draft man saidNothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, now
You'll be the hero of the neighborhoodNobody knows that you left for good
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, nowYou're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, now
Hand grenades flying over your head (cover me)Missiles flying over your headIf you want to survive, get out of the bed
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, now
Shots ring out in the dead of nightThe sergeant calls, "Stand up and fight!"
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, nowOh, oh, you're in the army, now
You're in the army nowOh, oh, you're in the army, nowOh, oh you're in the army, in the army, now
You're in the army nowOh, oh you're in the army, now