You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You're crying harder, kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
I promise I love you, and this isn't an attack
At the end of the night, I'm the one holding your hair back
Yeah, I know you've been hurt
Just like everyone else
Just like everyone else, get over it
'Cause I came here to dance
But you're changing my plans
Now I'm stuck in the corner sober
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You're crying harder, kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots
Everyone that I buy
Guess that I'm gonna help
When you get in a fight
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Why you causing a scene? Already know it's not that deep
Keep requesting that song, you're putting everyone to sleep
Yeah, I know you've been hurt
Just like everyone else
Just like everyone else, get over it
'Cause I came here to dance
But you're changing my plans
Now I'm stuck in the corner, sober
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You're crying harder, kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots
Everyone that I buy
Guess that I'm gonna help
When you get in a fight
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night