Chelsea fan: Chelsea is bigger than
Arsenal
Arsenal fan: How?
Chelsea fan: We always win trophies
Arsenal fan: But we have more trophies
than you?
Chelsea fan: Those are history.
Arsenal fan: But we won a trophy this
year and we also beat you up to win the
Community Shield.
Chelsea fan: It doesn't matter.
Arsenal fan: Has Chelsea ever went a
season unbeaten?
Chelsea fan: No.
Arsenal fan: Has Chelsea ever won a
Golden EPL trophy?
Chelsea fan: No.
Arsenal fan: Does Chelsea have 13 EPL
titles?
Chelsea fan: No.
Arsenal fan: Does Chelsea have 12 FA
Cup titles?
Chelsea fan: No.
Arsenal fan: Was Chelsea founded
before Arsenal?
Chelsea fan: No. Arsenal was founded
before Chelsea, but that's history.
Chelsea always win trophies and our fans
are better than yours.
Arsenal fan: How many fans came out
for your Champions League parade in
London?
Chelsea fan: 90,000 fans.
Arsenal fan: How many fans came out
for Arsenal FA Cup parade in London?
Chelsea fan: 250,000 fans,
Arsenal fan: So how is Chelsea bigger
than Arsenal?
Chelsea fan: We always win trophies,
Arsenal fan: In history, Arsenal have 42
trophies. Chelsea have 29 trophies.
Chelsea fan: We have a Champions
League trophy and you don't.
Arsenal fan: Does that make you bigger
than us?
Chelsea fan: Yes.
Arsenal fan: Nottingham Forest have two
Champions League trophies. Does that
make Nottingham better than Chelsea?
Chelsea fan: *Speechless*.
