Mayday Mayday The captain's lost control again The fucking ship is breaking up We're going down in flames

Mayday Mayday Man overboard again The sharks have started circling They only eat the brave

The SS Death lost everything No one here can fucking swim So baby, baby hold me tight While I drown myself in you tonight While I drown myself in you

Mayday Mayday The ship has hit the rocks again This isn't going to fucking work We're heading to our graves

Mayday Mayday Man overboard again We're sinking in the river Stix No one can escape

The SS Death lost everything No one here can fucking swim So baby, baby hold me tight While I drown myself in you tonight While I drown myself in you While I drown myself in you tonight While I drown myself in you

Ladies and Gentlemen May I have your attention please This is the captain of your ship I'm sorry we depart this way You left me broken hearted But I never loved you anyway No I never loved you anyway No I never loved you anyway No I never loved you anyway