She's here Mr. Johnson Ok, thank you very much Granny, they're expecting you You're a little late so Come right this way, step right in, ok? Wait oh, say it now, say it now, ahem Me and the Ohio Players gonna tell you about a worm He's the funkiest worm in the world
Ok, sing it, Clarence There's a worm in the ground, yes there is That's right He is six feet down Six feet down
He only comes around When he wants to get down But when he comes out of his hole He sounds something like this
Oh that's funky, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Come on with it again fellas, come on with it
And through all the land, yeah Yeah He plays in a band Plays in a band
He plays guitar without any hands Pretty good, I might add Yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to get up and dance
Ah, get it baby I'm his manager, heh heh Gonna make a million dollars I get it all, till he can spend it Don't, don't, don't That's it, that's it Don't, don't, don't fight the feeling, don't fight it Ok that's enough, get outta here Here you go people, listen to this, this is really funky, get outta here Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out Do we get paid for this? I wanna know Yes, yes of course We do? Ok, ok, alright You're welcome