Goddammit , Andrew , if you 're gonna succeed at this thing
what thing ?
this , this thing you 're trying to do
You gotta stop being so damn deferential !
I can't help being deferential , it's built in
Change ? I have changed
I don't mean on the outside , change on the inside !
Take chances , make mistakes
( Mistakes ? ) Yes !
Sometimes it's impotant not to be perfect
Okay ? It's important to do the wrong thing
Do the wrong thing ?
Why ? Oh , I see , to learn from your mistakes
No , to make them !
To find out what's real , and what's not , to find out what you feel
Human beings are terrible messes , Andrew
I 'll grant you that
I see , this is what is know as an irrational conversation , isn't it ?
No , this is a human conversation
It's not about being rational , it's about following your heart
And that's what I should do ?
And you have a heart , Andrew , you do , I feel it
I don't even believe it sometimes , but I do feel it
And in order to follow that heart , one must do the wrong thing
One is glad to be of service
But you 're not married yet !
No , two weeks from Saturday
It's not too late
You absolutely positive you 're doing the right thing ?
You 're not getting married
I'm never absolutely positive about anything
So you could be doing the wrong thing
No , I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing
Why is that great ?
Well , in your apartment , you told me to do the wrong thing
Now , you are not doing the wrong thing , you 're doing the right thing
Safe to say , you 're not following your own advice
' Cause if you were , you would definetly not be marrying this man Charles
Because I would be doing the right thing
In some strange way , you 're starting to make sense
D ' you have any idea what it's like to be in love
With someone who's about to marry someone else ?
Somebody who's totally magnificent
Someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun ?
Someone who you know is lying to herself ?
convincingly , very very much so
About what ?
That you don't love me
When I know at least in some way you do
But how do you know that ?
Portcia , I have done everything inside and out
But that stuff doesn't matter to me
Well something matters , ' cause I have to believe that if nothing mattered
You'd love me , and not some man who's chin can sink the Titanic !
What ? See ? It's true isn't it ? I'm sorry
Does he light you up like this ?
Does he make you laugh ?
No one makes me laugh like you
Then admit it , admit that you love me , and you want to kiss
That's all , one quick kiss
Just one kiss , could not jeprodize a glorious marriage
Besides , it would also explain to me why your pulse has
Just jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute
Your respiration rate has doubled
You 're putting out clouds of pheremones , Portcia
It's not fair to read me like that
I know , love isn't fair
I'm reading your heart , I'm asking you to follow it
Begging is supposed to be humiliating , but I don't care
I love you , Portcia
I 've loved you the very first moment I saw you