If you're having trouble with the high school head He's giving you the blues You wanna graduate, but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone, I'm always home Call me any time
Just ring, 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love? You got a broken heart? He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start, fella Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (ahoo) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Hoo-yeah
Yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone (ah, ah, ah, ah) But you ain't got the guts (ah, ah, ah, ah) She keeps naggin' at you night and day (ah, ah, ah, ah) Enough to drive you nuts (ah, ah, ah, ah) Pick up the phone, leave her alone (ah, ah, ah, ah) It's time you made a stand (ah, ah, ah, ah)
For a fee, I'm happy to be Your back-door man, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes Cyanide, TNT (done dirt cheap) Neck ties, contracts High voltage (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (do anything you want me to) Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds (dirty deeds, dirty deeds) Done dirt cheap