I had a pet lizard named GeorgeHe was cool, but he made me really boredSo I gave him to my mom and she loves him very muchBecause animals are better than people
They try to cancel me, cancel meBother me, bother meStop bothering me, I don't even like my job
Karens, shut the fuck upVegans, shut the fuck upBabies, shut the fuck upEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
Putin, shut the fuck upWar, shut the fuck upDinosaurs, shut the fuck upEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
Traffic, shut the fuck upPeople, shut the fuck upGroceries, shut the fuck upEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
My therapist says I need help'Cause my best friend is an elf on the shelfHe's got dietary needs, and he scares me when I sleepThat's why Amazon should be illegal
They try to cancel me, cancel meBother me, bother meStop bothering me, I am working really hard
DJs, shut the fuck upPaintings, shut the fuck upTaxes, shut the fuck upEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
Email, shut the fuck upFrench people, shut ze fuck upNew years, shut the fuck upEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
Molecules, shut the fuck upGolf, shut the fuck upBulldogs, just kidding, I love youEveryone needs to shut the fuck up
Okay, time for the PSADogs are goodPeople are badDogs good, people badI said, dogs good, people badShut your mouth, don't be madIt's the truth